Yes, we are the annoying people on the train

I need help!
I am with a crazy woman on the train. She is leaning towards me, looking at me with the crazy eyes and and tries to tickle my legs..not working..
Fortunatly I know this woman..Patricia! But everyone else on the train who don´t know her, their swedish silence rutin is being ruined! Haha!
I am so enjoying this!